STOP… Step away from that wire and put down the strippers!!!
Not the strippers!!!
In the land of home inspections and property inspections we see this all too often. Home owners, Uncle Bob’s (do not know what Bob has done to deserve this) and various other people think they can handle electrical work.
This is not to say that some are not skilled home owners and Uncle Bob’s. I have seen work by home owners that is as good as if not better than their professional counterpart. Because they have the knowledge and the time to do the work that exceeds the code minimums.
But most of the time this is not the case and the work being completed is not up to standards and not performed in a workman like manner.
So I think I will start a new reality series “Home Owners Gone Wild”.
Enter Sleazy Commentator.... S. Park Ewe
"Yes folks we have a new series for you where wild, yes, I said wild home owners show off their various skills...or lack of... (giggles from the audience) in the wackiest new series of the year."
(Remember some of this content may not be appropriate for younger audiences!)
"First up we have- Jim Joule … now Jim should of stopped at the shower curtain replacement."
"Okay next up is - Lucy Lumen… Maybe not the brightest bulb in the pack."
"Here we have our friend- Nick Nickerson... Obliviously knowing a stripper was not his best choice." Remember what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas.
"Next on the bill is Bob Burns... Bob is really heating up the place."
"Where would we be without Oscar Ohms... The big "O" really knows the law."
"Last, but not least we have Tommy Tootap... He is trying to stay connected"
"But wait who can forget Daniel Aires- Now he is a real live wire"
"Stay tuned for next weeks show of "Home Owners Gone Wild"... Water and Waves of fun!"
(waves of advertisers logos stream by)
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